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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, March 10, 2008

Sex Education by Pua Chu Kang

Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must readlah.......




Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"
also ah!!!

Monday, June 04, 2007

Anak Mat Saleh buat lawak jawab soalan Fizik!

Pecah perut aku gelak tengok cara budak-2 mat saleh ni jawab soklan... Dah le bangang, jawapan pun macam lahanat bila dah tak reti nak jawab tu... Mau sasau kalu jadi cikgu bebudak nie!








Saturday, May 26, 2007

Desktop Punah Ranah dek Budak Hitam

Inilah akibatnya bila tak Update AV..jangan tak caya korangnya shortcut desktop abih bersama dengan Rubbish Bin kena sepah.Jahat sungguh budak hitam ni..hehehe..susah tul nak tangkap dia.Enjoyed Guys!


Thursday, May 17, 2007

karangan budak sekolah upsr yg kecewa


Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Enjoy the REAL mathematics