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You heard what that magazine in Denmark has published. It's making fun of our beloved PROPHET MUHAMMAD (SAW) by drawing pictures of him and describing him as a terrorist. Moreover they refused to apologize because they considered it a practice of freedom and democracy. i ask you all to put your hands with other MUSLIMS and boycott the Denmark's products. 1.6 billion Muslims could really slap the economy in Denmark.Please copy this text and forward this text to as many Muslims as possible Via Email via SMS Via Scrap..... I ask u,as a Muslims... Can't u spare one hour in order to spread this message among Muslims ...ASAP? REMEMBER THE PROPHET (SAW) MIGHT ASK YOU ONE DAY," WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN THEY MADE FUN OF ME? HOW DID YOU DEFEND ME?????"7up drinks-LEGO -cadburry chocolates -Hall Chewgums...

magic guna duit kertas USD20

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?INCREDIBLE 1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half... 2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below 3) Fold t he other end, exactly as before 4) Now, simply turn it over... What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDEAs if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen... Firstly The Pentagon on fire... Then The Twin Towers. ..And now .. look at this! RIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILLIt gets even better!! 9 + 11=$2...

Sex Education by Pua Chu Kang

Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must readlah.......Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.........Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig yournose with your finger mah !Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nosefeel better than your finger, right ?Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come overand dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having hermenses?PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siowah ! Use your blain, use your...

15 tips untuk wat rumate korang gila

Bengang dengan roommate? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback time...1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia "Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?" dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari...