Rasulullah Dipermainkan..

You heard what that magazine in Denmark has published. It's making fun of our beloved PROPHET MUHAMMAD (SAW) by drawing pictures of him and describing him as a terrorist. Moreover they refused to apologize because they considered it a practice of freedom and democracy. i ask you all to put your hands with other MUSLIMS and boycott the Denmark's products. 1.6 billion Muslims could really slap the economy in Denmark.

Please copy this text and forward this text to as many Muslims as possible Via Email via SMS Via Scrap..... I ask u,as a Muslims... Can't u spare one hour in order to spread this message among Muslims ...ASAP? REMEMBER THE PROPHET (SAW) MIGHT ASK YOU ONE DAY," WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN THEY MADE FUN OF ME? HOW DID YOU DEFEND ME?????"

7up drinks-LEGO -cadburry chocolates -Hall Chewgums any product with barcode no. start with 57 plz convince all muslims to do so..

magic guna duit kertas USD20

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?
INCREDIBLE

1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...


2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below



3) Fold t he other end, exactly as before



4) Now, simply turn it over...



What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...



Then The Twin Towers.



..And now .. look at this!



RIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
It gets even better!! 9 + 11=$20!!

Sex Education by Pua Chu Kang

Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must readlah.......




Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"
also ah!!!

15 tips untuk wat rumate korang gila

Bengang dengan roommate? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback time...

1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.

2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia "Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"

3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?" dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak... dah merebak!"

5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi" sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata "Tak lama lagi...tak lama lagi..."

7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"

8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat "Horee...!". bukak lampu semula.

9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, kau rupanya..."

10. Kata kat roommate "Ada pesanan penting untuk kau". Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu pengsan balik.

11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.

13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.

14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.

15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.
try k..

Proton Saga RED concept

Da agak da,
proton design mmg akan show keta yg dah siap modified..
mcm persona dulu..envy.
Ape komen korang??
Booking la cepat !!

New Malaysia RM50 Banknote!!

Malaysia National Bank on Friday announces the issuance of a new series of RM 50 banknotes into circulation to commemorate Malaysia 50th Anniversary of independence. The new RM 50 banknotes will be available for circulation on Jan. 30 next year.





Security Features

The security features incorporated in the Fourth Series of RM50 banknotes are as follows :

• The Watermark Portrait can be recognised by tints that are lighter or darker than the surrounding paper. This watermark portrait which has a three-dimensional effect appears without sharp outlines. At the base of the watermark, the numeral 50 is clearly visible.
• The Security Thread is embedded in the paper and appears on the reverse side of the note as a silver coloured dotted line. When the note is held against the light, it is seen as a continuous dark coloured line and the repeated text BNM RM50 can be read. When viewed under ultra-violet light, the thread is seen in various changing colours known as the "rainbow effect".
• Micro-Letterings of "BNM RM50" which can be viewed under a magnifying glass.
• Invisible Fluorescent Elements can be seen through various elements of the background on the obverse and reverse side of the banknote and will fluoresce in different colours when viewed under ultra-violet light.
• Perfect See-Through Register feature where the graphic songket design on the obverse side of the note will register perfectly with the same graphic songket design on the reverse side when it is held against the light.
• Multicolour Latent Image of the denomination 50 can be seen when the banknote is tilted slightly and the colour changes when it is rotated.
• Holographic Stripe features the denomination 50 and the hibiscus flower, with a multi-coloured pumping and matt-structure effect.
• Hidden image with moiré effect where certain areas of the design appearance will change when the banknote is copied.

Members of the public are advised to take note of the security features and design of the new RM50 notes outlined above. The existing series of the RM50 banknotes will continue to be legal tender.

Proton New Model Coming Soon !!

Mesej Percuma Maxis

Kini anda boleh menghantar sms percuma melalui WebSMS maxis. Anda hanya perlu mendaftar skali dan anda akan diminta menghantar kod pengesahan ke nombor yg diberikan, kemudian password akan dihantar melalui emel!. tak sampai seminit pon, korang boleh chating ngan member yg pakai maxis. Untuk reply dr phone ke web, charge 15 sen dikenakan. test.

BUSINESS THINKING ....

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case .... ok"

Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too rich to marry an average guy!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case .... ok"

Finally, the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case .... ok"

This is how business is done !!!! .... :)

Moral :
Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything ....
But your attitude should be positive ....

Is Social BookMark Traffic Useless?

First, we must make the distinction that no traffic is useless. Any visitor to your site is a good thing and should be welcomed. However, all traffic is not created equally, there are great differences in the sources of your traffic. This article takes a close analytical look at social bookmark traffic from an internet marketing perspective.

In case you haven't noticed, right now social bookmark and media sites are all the rage on the web. Social bookmark traffic comes from such popular sites as Slashdot, Digg, Stumbleupon... basically these sites are driven by their users - that is, users or members pick and bookmark the content they want to view and discuss.

These social bookmark sites are extremely popular; they command the high traffic numbers most ordinary sites can only dream about obtaining.

Check Your Mobile Phone!!!!

Do you realize that we can check the originality of our mobile phone? Here is one of the simple way to know where actually our mobile phone had been manufactured.

It can be use for all type of handsets,

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!!

so just type *#06#

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:

43 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5

Now, just concentrate at your phone’s code for only digit number seven & eight and compare with below info.

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assemblyon Emirates which is very Bad quality

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it's manufactured in Germany which is not bad

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it¢s manufacturedin Finland which is Good

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured inoriginal factory which is the best Mobile Quality ..

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

Now, do you know where your phone manufactured?

Hopefully it’s 00.

Trump Tower and Hotel in Dubai

I’m sure you guys know the very famous businessman who has his own reality tv show called ‘The Apprentice’, Donald Trump. He never failed to suprise people around the world with his brilliant idea. Now, he went a step further which is constructing new Trump Towers and Hotel at Dubai.

There is no stopping Dubai’s frantic construction boom, and Atkins, the largest multidisciplinary consultancy in Europe, is not one to miss a part of the action. The company has recently revealed concept designs for the new Trump International Hotel and Tower, which is going to be the centrepiece of the Golden Mile residential and retail exclusive boulevard. A single glimpse leaves no doubt that the luxury building with its sharp glazed tips will set the standards for the whole area’s development.

The project is coordinated by local developers Nakheel and will be located on one of the area’s much talked-about man-made islands off the west coast of Dubai, the tree-shaped Palm Jumeirah, which aims to be one of the world’s prime resorts.

The complex itself is a breathtaking 60-storey building composed essentially of two asymmetrical halves forming a gateway to the island. The stainless steel, glass and stone façaded arch-like structure includes a 300-room five-star hotel, 400 residential apartments, boutique offices, retail, gym and spa, restaurants and of course, access to their very own private beach.

Bursa Malaysia Scholarship 2007/2008

The Bursa Malaysia Scholarship is awarded to students who manage to gain admission to public or private university pursuing a full time degree course for the 2007 intake. The scholarship scheme comes with a bonding clause whereby the applicant must be willing to work with Bursa Malaysia for a certain number of years upon the completion of their studies. While certain people are not fond of scholarship bonding clause, you should look at it from the positive ways since your employment is already secured! How lucky.

To be eligible for the scholarship award, you must be a Malaysian citizen aged 22 years and below. Your academic results, particularly in STPM and Matriculation must also be outstanding with an accumulative CGPA of 3.5 and above. Apart from good academically, you need to be active in other extra curricular and social community activities with strong leadership foundation. The application for this scholarship will end on 10 August 2007, so you have over 1 week to send in your application.

The scholarship form is available for download from the Bursa Malaysia (KLSE) website and in the PDF form. What you need to do is print out the application form, fill it up and send the completed application to:

Head, Group Human Resources and Administration,
Bursa Malaysia Berhad,
8th Floor, Exchange Square,
Bukit Kewangan,
50200 Kuala Lumpur

I hope those who are yet to get their hands on any scholarship will capitalize this opportunity to apply as many other major scholarship providers like Maybank, HSBC, OCBC and so on have closed the application.

Click here to go to Bursa Malaysia Scholarship website.

Click here to download Bursa Malaysia Scholarship form.

Meet the millionaire sisters

KUALA LUMPUR: The Hanif sisters work smart and pray hard – a winning formula that has enabled the girls to make their first million while still in their 20s.

Nor Akmar, 29, and Aida Nurlin, 25, from Ipoh, attribute their success to faith in God, perseverance and the “law of attraction.”

“The money is out there. We just need to find the correct way to reach it.

“Fortunately for Aida and me, we found the way in the unit trust business,” said Nor Akmar, a wealth advisor for the CIMB group.

EARLY SUCCESS: Aida (left) and Nor Akmar posing with their Nissan Fairlady and BMW 5 Series in front of Aida’s apartment in Sri Hartamas recently.

As one of the top 10 group agency managers, Nor Akmar and her team bring in total annual sales of between RM50mil and RM100mil.

When she graduated with a first class honours in Information System Engineering from the University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology in 1999, a nine-to-five job was furthest thing from her mind.

“I wanted a career where I could be the boss of my own time and determine how much I wanted to make, to be independent, with no shackles.

“Business seemed the way out and a friend introduced me to the world of unit trusts,” said Nor Akmar, the third daughter of former Perak education deputy director Hanif Amran.

Like all concerned parents, they were not thrilled when told that their engineering graduate child wanted to be a saleswoman with no promise of a secure income.

Nothing could sway the determined girl. Nor Akmar said a prayer and plunged into the sales job without asking for any financial assistance from her parents or the Government.

In the early days, she “smiled” her way through rejections and took every “no” as a step nearer to a “yes.”

Her perseverance paid off. Soon, word got around about this young, articulate and pretty lass who was actually helping her clients make decent returns on their investments. Customers began to contact her instead of Nor Akmar pursuing them.

Within three months, Nor Akmar hit the RM1mil jackpot in sales. In 2003, at the age of 26, she became one of the youngest group agency managers.

Since then, she has been drawing a five-digit monthly income.

“I am thankful to God for this rezeki as I can provide comfortably for my parents and loved ones. I believe in the law of attraction – be good and sincere in what you do, and the returns will come back to you in manifold.

“This business is a sunrise industry. Others can also earn as much as me.

“Of some 2,000 people in my group, six have set up their own agencies with an annual sales of RM24mil each,” said Nor Akmar.

Younger sister Aida Nurlin is one of Nor Akmar’s success stories.

Aida started selling unit trusts as an undergraduate in Universiti Teknologi Mara.

Aida recalled how she would wake up at 5am and pack an extra set of clothes in her car.

At 8am, she would don on her power suit to meet clients, determined to close a sale by 10am so that she could rush to her class.

“I would dash into the ladies’ to change into my student clothes. It was really tough then because I was committed to closing a RM20,000 sale every day, and at the same time maintain my grades,” said Aida, believed to be the youngest group agency manager for the CIMB wealth creation group.

She too has been making a five-digit income since student days. She bought her first property – a studio apartment in Sri Hartamas – in 2003 while still pursuing her degree in actuarial science.

Like Nor Akmar, Aida is enjoying the fruits of her success.

Both sisters get to wear chic clothes, offer their parents a comfortable retirement and the good things in life, treat friends to meals in classy restaurants and go for overseas holidays.

Aida is convinced the unit trust sales industry could offer unemployed graduates a secure future – if only they had the passion for the product, were committed to lifelong learning and not throw in the towel when the chips are down.

They always tell their group members to care for their customers, be honest and conduct fair dealings.

The sisters go for their umrah annually for they realise the good life they now enjoy does not just fall from the sky, but is due to God’s grace.

Patience, Consistency, Confidence key to success :)

Pendapatan $12,000.00 Dengan Blog !

What better way to make money online than to write a blog about making money online? Jeremy Schoemaker, a 33-year-old Web entrepreneur, did just that. The half hour he spends each day writing ShoeMoney attracts 20,000 unique visitors daily, brings in $12,000 a month, and gives him a platform from which to launch his own Web products. His other Web businesses—AuctionAds, which displays ads for live eBay auctions on relevant sites, and NextPimp.com, which sells ringtones—are his main ventures; the blog accounts for only 3% of his company’s revenue. Other companies selling to businesses find a ripe audience of aspiring Web entrepreneurs reading ShoeMoney, which consistently ranks among the 100 top blogs on Technorati. Schoemaker had no ads on the blog until January, 2007, and the five spots sell out quickly. “We’ve never had an open advertising spot,” he says. “We have a waiting list.”

Three UiTM Undergrads To Train At Daimler-Chrysler Plant In Stuttgart

SHAH ALAM, March 7 (Bernama) -- Three mechanical engineering undergraduates of Universiti Teknologi Mara (UiTM) will be the first group of students from the university to train with renowned auto-maker Daimler-Chrysler at its Stuttgart plant in Germany.

The three, Mohd Rahimi Yaacob, Mohd Noor Firdaus Ismail and Mohd Ridzuan Saari, who are in the final year of their degree course, will undergo the four-month practical training from this month.


UiTM vice-chancellor Prof Datuk Seri Dr Ibrahim Abu Shah said the programme was a joint effort between the university and Daimler-Chrysler (M) Sdn Bhd.

Daimler-Chrysler is a global player in the automotive industry with car makes such as Mercedes-Benz, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge and Maybach.

At a press conference here, Ibrahim said UiTM would also be sending five students for industrial training with another German company, Thyssenkrupp Marine System AG based in Hamburg.

He said the students, who would begin their training in June, were now taking an intensive course in the German language for two months.

At the same function, Ibrahim witnessed the signing of memoranda of understanding (MoU) and a memorandum of agreement (MoA) between UiTM's Mechanical Engineering Faculty and four organisations.

They are Golden Hope Plantations Bhd, Nurivest CNC Mechanization Sdn Bhd, Shimadzu (Asia Pasific) Pte Limited and Thyssenkrupp Marine Systems AG, Germany.

Also present was German Ambassador to Malaysia, Herbert Jess.

Ibrahim said the memoranda signified the close cooperation between the faculty and industries to ensure that UiTM graduands could fulfil job market requirements.

I Look I See - Yusuf Islam

I Look I See
I look, I look, I look, I see
I see a world of beauty
I touch, I touch, I touch, I feel
I feel a world around so real
And everything I do
I dedicate to You
Cause You made me
I am for You

I listen, listen, listen, I hear
I hear the words of God so clear
I read, I read, I read, I know
It helps my knowledge grow
And everything we do
We dedicate to You
Cause You made us
We are for You
I listen, listen, listen, I hear

He sent the Prophet to show us the way
He made Religion perfect that Day
Peace be upon him, upon him we pray
Salatullah, wa salamu ‘alyhi

I sleep I sleep, I sleep, I dream
I dream I’m in a garden green
I wish, I wish, I wish I pray
I pray to be here everyday
And everything I do
I dedicate to You
Cause You made me
I am for You

I work, I work, I work, I strive
To make something of my life
I seek, I seek, I seek, I find
I find another hill to climb
And everything we do
We dedicate to You
Cause You made us
We are for You
I look, I look, I look, I see

He sent the Prophet to show us the way
He made Religion perfect that Day
Peace be upon him, upon him we pray
Salatullah, wa salamu ‘alyhi (x2)

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YouTube di iPhone

Tak sampai sebulan Apple membuat perjanjian untuk menayangkan video dari YouTube kat Apple TV , kini ia dah buat perjanjian untuk menunjukkan video dari YouTube kat iPhone.


iPhone has a special YouTube player that you can launch right from the home screen. So now you can access and browse YouTube videos wherever you go. And when you find a video you want to send your friends, iPhone can even create an email with the link in it for you. [Apple.com]

Lihat Demo: